A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says: "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says: "In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another man, and have both of them looking for work in two weeks."
The Thai doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Dubai , clone him as a woman, put her in the Prime Minister Office and now half of the country is looking for work!"
Not to be outdone, the Burmese doctor at last said: "We took out the brains of the high ranking generals of the SPDC and put them in a robot and we got a zombie that has the intelligence of a three year old boy. He is now the president"
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